Saturday, March 23, 2019

When “outrage” turns to “humour”


I love the dictionary meaning of “outrage” that goes like “extreme strong reaction of anger, shock, or indignation.” The synonyms listed are: indignation, fury, anger, rage, disapproval, wrath, shock, resentment, horror, disgust, amazement. Exactly what I feel for my two elder sisters!
            I will briefly mention my angst – for 30 years they did not feel a need to involve me in festivities which meant that I have not celebrated a festival since my dad’s death in 1989. Both of them did not care when I was vulnerable and hanging on to life on a fragile thread during my depression years.  I am sure they will not give me a cremation after death or tend to me if I am destined for an ICU critical care. Such relations are a scar on the soul; we don’t worry about relations that don’t apply like “I am not going to moan the non-existence of a wife in my life or miss kids.” But I will feel cheated and feel nothing but scorn for my sisters for they are real in blood and sweat.
            Instead of being OUTRAGED my creative mind slips into HUMOUR and these are the many ways I conjure to get back at them. Since I am a gentleman these are just thoughts and not put into action however seductive they seem. These are some of my creative insults for my sisters that are not served:
a)     I thought of writing to the Principal of KEYS HIGH SCHOOL in Secunderabad where both the she-devils studied where-in I make a strong case for a REFUND. They obviously did not EDUCATE my sisters well enough and so I have a genuine case for a compensation. Parallelly if I could mark a copy to the editor of a Deccan Chronicle or Newstime or whatever paper sells in Hyderabad, this can be a news interest story generating a lot of mirth and embarrassment.
b)     My fingers were itching to leave a message at L’s samandhi saying that L has become pregnant at the age of 54. Again a social embarrassment for a hoax of a joke.
c)      Or just maybe write to them saying that L has converted to Christianity.
d)     Or I write a fictional story of two ghost sisters called V and L. How both of them turn to werewolves on new moon day and go up gobbling street dogs and sleeping crows for an after dinner munch. Also how I taught both of my brother-in-laws to plant a tamarind tree so that they can climb it when their wives go into such devilish sprees.  My nickname for V is “Shakini” and L is “Dakhini” – they are both not human beings but born of a jackal as in the movie Omen. They are Brahma Rakshasa, yama dootha as we chant in Mahanyasam
e)     Or I could write to the Oil and Petroleum Minister Dharmedra Pradhan and the BPCL board that they is a BPCL employee who is the world’s worst sister and mark a copy as to as many BPCL employees as possible.
These are just creative expressions of OUTRAGE but serve my mind well. No longer I feel a negative energy when I think of these shrews (termagant, fishwife, witch, gorgon, spitfire, she-devil are dictionary synonyms) but a creative zest for more of creative insults. This is my way of Metta Bhavana.  
             Revenge is part of human nature but I have found it to be always COUNTERPRODUCTIVE. It is truly is like hitting oneself with a stick on the head; such a self-defeating sport and a pastime. My entire family - father, mother, two sisters - never gave me a moment's respite from hatred and anger. These are lifelong scars but I must find the energy to channelize it better. This revenge thing sucks and drains my energy as both my sisters are no less sinister than king cobras. It is tough living on my own with these scars but I have to do better. 
               I also realize that I am not such a good fellow as I pretend to be; or serve sermons on Mindfulness on Facebook.  Negative states of mind like anger, hate and outrage are indeed addictive states of mind. I do observe my mind that these remain as LOW ENERGY thoughts as possible for it is POISON and fill the day with humour than out to shock and upset people who are better placed in society than me (they can hurt me in real ways for they do wield some influence that I don't). In the end I realize that life serves me a menu that I must have cooked for myself. Let me work these transient states as much as possible. 

Friday, March 15, 2019

Stock lessons

#125 post
In December, I knew nothing about stocks.  But I had a fool’s courage: what the mutual fund experts can deliver, I will do it better for myself. They have no flexibility, they are burdened by huge overheads and cost of running a fund; these are advantages that an individual enjoys and if he/she is smart they can make it count. Also remember, mutual fund managers roll in luxury and fat salaries though you never see any FUND increase in value by more than 12-15%. They are not accountable to anyone; no one ever gets sacked for incompetence and an investor only becomes wiser after the damage is done. So I said to myself: I will rather lose my money from my own incompetence than any MBA, sugary, two suit of coat and boot.
            Thank God, destiny supports the brave and I chanced (my guardian angels at work) on Online Trading Academy and since then my investments have some rational basis. I have learnt so many lessons that it is worth recording if only for my own reference.
a)     Zee Entertainment: I bought 1000 shares for 434 and my heart was dreading when the price hit 420. All my reason said SELL IT while another foolish part of mine (I have some very foolish genes nailed in my brain with a glue thicker than Fevicol) said SEE IT AS ADVENTURE and let it float.  The stock fell precipitously. I was reduced to the metaphoric rabbits caught on headlights (which an idiom dictionary describes as both surprised and frightened) as Zee tumbled from 420 to 334. I was dazed as though someone hit my head as my losses were hitting a ONE LAKH mark. I sold it at 334. Then the price recovered to 354 and I bought 1000 shares hoping it would recover. It went further downhill as I sold them for 334 for another 20 k loss. At the end of the day, my portfolio bled “-1.25 lacs”. I did not lose any sleep; I wasn't over-dramatic refusing to be a nervous wreck or feel a burning sensation in the pit of the stomach But one part of my mind cried like a non-stop broken record: Sathya the foolish Sathya, the Sathya the fool who thinks he is wise. That I am not as flippant on money matters came as a very pleasant feeling and realization to me.  Lesson: When a stock jumps off a cliff, sell immediately. I need not be stubbornly foolish to insist on losing my trousers and shirts and undergarments even though watching a slide collapse with a thud is exciting! The lesson is simple: Never buy stocks when a stock is on a free fall; wait for the dust to settle, say wait at least ONE trading day to recover before you have a natural greedy instinct of a trader to buying good stocks at rock bottom prices.
b)     L&T results: L&T declared their Q3 results over a weekend and they were most impressive. The stock which was trading at 1285 had a pre-market opening at 1295. It rose dramatically to 1330 before sliding back to its natural slow steady range at 1285. I did not know anything about pre-market opening and the day's trading only begins after the prices are finalized by 9:08 am.  But I gained a learning: have eagle-eyed vision when a company is on the verge of declaring Quarterly and Annual results. The stocks do react dramatically and there is money to be made in half a day’s trading. Same thing happened to Bata India. At times the results are so bad that the stock loses a third of its price like Tata Motors – so be a little cautious as you pick these stocks from RESULTS declaring sprees.
c)      Cummins India: I bought 100 shares at 850 and it kept falling and I kept laughing - remember that foolish Sathya who gloats he can move mountains single-handedly  - knowing well that sometimes it has to reverse. It fell to 750 and I thought, “I made money on other trades and so it is only a 10 k loss. Let this stock be my learning experience.” That is when I realized the value of a STOP LOSS. Now anytime my stock goes below a point, I have no hesitation selling it for a loss. It is better to shave your mustache rather than have your head tonsured.
d)     IIFL holdings: I did the curve analysis, the trend was upside, and the Demand Zone and Supply zone perfect for a classic case study demonstration. I bought 1000 shares at 350 and watched it intently for a couple of days. Once it touched 330, I was despondent for I did not wish to have another Cummins on hand. So when the stock reached 350, I sold 500 and at once found peace with a thought: At 1000 shares, a drop of Rs. 10 is a minus 10 k while at 500 shares, a drop of Rs, 20 is just minus 10 and so there is more tolerance built-in, more patience and less of emotions at play. I watched IIFL touch Rs. 410, as it started to slide back I sold them at 407 when my calculations showed 420 to be a good selling zone. Later the price kept climbing past 450 and it is then I realized that I should not GLOAT when the prices rise, I need to have the patience of a SAINT and wait for the stock to hit my selling zone. This was a IGNITE recommendation where they pegged this stock for a Rs. 550 range; I was foolish to check out early.  I had a good chance to make a profit of 1 lakh instead I retired at 25 k. Lesson: As a weekly trader, a stock will not dramatically shift its direction in a huff; even if there is a dramatic rise or a fall it has to reach equilibrium in a day or so. There are no percentage points to be won for HURRY and IMPATIENCE. Rather one needs to be cool as cucumber with a ready supply of nerves, sumptuous greed and wits and a confidence of a trickster to realize that the last card is yet to drawn. Lesson: Sell without any labored analysis when a stock is in free-fall but when a stock is a fast climber then wait and wait to sell. Don’t be greedy to sell in haste just because you have caught a salmon. If you stay a bit longer, you may even find half a dozen. Again metaphorically for I am a strict veggie. 
e)     Wipro: I bought 500 shares at 261 and there was a huge supply as the stock was stuck at the 355 range like a tortoise for a week; only sideways upward and no falling off the platform in either direction. I sold it for 259 prematurely between 9:15 and 10:00 am which is not a bright idea at all (Wipro did reach 264 during the course of the day which for a tortoise Wipro is a hundred metres dash at Olympics). Wait for the market to stabilize for the day; the opening hours is always a jostle and a shove. Lesson: learn to wait before acting can be a golden rule of trading. Remember he who waits gets to laugh at the end; never the nervy jerky kinds. 
f)     Bharti Airtel: Every stock has a certain personality but don’t get lulled into a false sense of security. I picked up this stock at Rs. 300 and held it for a fortnight just for fun and room for an observation value. This stock just did not move, I thought it was another ITC (the most colourless and personality-less stock that I know) and sold it for Rs. 310.The next month this stock had a turbojet acceleration as it raced to Rs. 350 in a couple of days. It is like the worst dullard in a class suddenly topping an international quiz show. 
  The primary motivation of trading is NOT GREED or make money in a hurry but learning. This is a game of speculation and probabilities and there is set pattern to a way stock markets behave. For the educated and trained, every price point is an interplay of demand and supply. I am glad that I am still in the green; my portfolio may be growing at 5% per month and when I learn some of the virtues highlighted here; I might even get to the 10% gains per month which is PROFESSIONAL TRADER levels. Then I will jump out of my skin and kiss passerby; broadcast it over BBC and CNN and Doordarshan and all the air waves. I am glad the lessons are coming in fast and thick; time to make them count and make money using my wits and analysis. Finally I realize that Sathya is not all that foolish as time and lessons do come on the way.  Thanks to OTA, those online classes in February and beginner's luck. 

Thursday, March 7, 2019

Ratschlag

# 124 blog post
It’s a beautiful German word for “ADVISING” as TH Iyer mama explained one day while at the walks at Eliot’s Beach. He said, “The Germans consider ADVISING as akin to beating someone with a stick. The least a German would say by way of a conversation is – If I were you, I would think or act like this……..but then you are not me and leave it at that. It is a very open society where individual freedom is respected.” I said, “In my case ADVISING others is like beating myself with a stick.   Self-flagellation. Self-mortification. Masochistic. I have been trying to drill some sense into my sisters' heads and they just don’t bother.”
            This story is so interesting that it does give me the right to break the 2019 resolution of no writing on the Bad four. I don't want to deny myself and the rest of the reading world for there is a powerful lesson embedded here. 
            First a disclaimer: Of the Bad four, my mother and the Sindhi (my ex-girlfriend) are like those documentaries that movie screen would show in black & white era where Nehru is seen shaking hands at the airports with some world leader while descending a plane. Meaning these are fossilized characters in my head; these two cause as much nuisance as the memories of my father who passed away almost three decades back – so diffused as though from my previous births.
Bad 4: My mother
My mother is a diseased gene at work. She has not learnt one life lesson even as the clock shows over 78 years. This is a rotten egg at birth but my only grouse is “she had ample time and freedom to learn yet was adamant to insist on her nuisance ways.” For the last 15 years she has been on psychotropic drugs (any moodswings or depressions is symptomatic of a mind rolling in too much hate and fear) and I would tell her often with the patience of a saint, “It is time that you learnt something; your daughters are married and worse still your grandsons have got married. There is no payoff being a gold medal in stupidity anymore.” Her immediate retort would be, “I am useless to everyone, I would rather die than suffer.” I would tell her then as per the usual sequence, “You seem to think of death as some kind of relief from pain and a paradise where you can behave as you wish. The sufferings on earth get multiplied a thousand times after death. A peaceful mind is a gift while an agitated one will only cause misery either while living or gone.”  She would blank my reasons out and next day, it is same old story of fear, grouses, and complaints.
Bad 3: THE Sindhi
I truly loved this woman with the whole of my being in 2007- 08 and only drifted away after she announced her engagement to another man. Even if she had taken that decision, the least she could have done is snap our ties with some tact, straight forwardness and a contrite attitude like, “Sathya, I am marrying another man. I am really sorry for walking out on you. As you say, I am returning your books and images, deleting all your mails kinds.” At least this would have been small concessions and saving crumbs at parting. I would have returned that gesture with “let her fly away” in peace and without a guilty heart.
            Since I got no apology, I pasted –served boiled and fried like noodle strands -her reputation for a while in 2010 before a threat of defamation and police complaint got me to halt in the self-destructive fire (there is an amazing insight here: When a heart is attacked with hatred and non-love, it gets so addictive to take revenge and set on a course to defame and maybe even choke the throat).  Years passed and I used to think during my darkest days, “Maybe the Sindhi got it right, it is better she is happy with a new man otherwise she would have to suffer alongside especially in the 2015 and 2016 years.”
            Then MINDFULNESS happened and I realized that the Sindhi suffers from a character problem. She had broken one of the five silas of Vipassana (no stealing, no murder, no lies and gossip, no intoxicants and this one is important NO PROMISCUITY) which means Buddha’s teaching no longer applies to her. Observing the five silas is foundation course; kinder garden level. The least she could have done was to write after a decade, “Sathya, I am sorry. I was your first date and first love. I hope you are happy.” Instead she threatens me with legal notice when she finds my blog posts besmirching her supposed reputation. Look at this, the truth does not hurt but loss of reputation does. Who is she trying to fool? Herself?  Husband? Colleagues? Is truth and honesty so far lost in the wilderness of life that they mean nothing as compared to one’s monstrous and erroneous self-image? There is another insight here: One does not think of any sweet memories associated with this pest, the mind only remembers the pain and sorrow this pussy inflicted on me. This is a character I can never forgive and sadly not forget too (unless I fall in love again). 
            That attitude saves me further for I am doubly and triply convinced that such a rat is not fit to share my cot in any capacity. Since then, each time my mind thinks of the SINDHI I feel like in the toilet and wash my hands with Dettol hands wash.  Good riddance to bad rubbish. Mine is a very large heart easily given to forgiveness but she would not give me a chance for those nobler feelings to flow! Such a crook.  Exactly the way Pi felt in “The life of Pi” when the Bengal tiger walks into the forest after that boat drifts into a shore without stopping for a second glance.
Bad – 1&2
Both my mother and the Sindhi are losses in my balance sheet account of life. But both my sisters are working capital accounts. I have to be in contact for we still have a mother as a joint responsibility.  Both are graduates, both are worldly wise unlike my mother, both are rich monetarily and family wise but again no minds or hearts are narrower.
            I used to lament often like a broken record to my eldest sister “V” that I have not seen a festival in three decades. She would hear it and let my angst go from one ear to another even as the years started piling up. 18 months ago I wrote a blog post with my litany of sins on both “V” and “L”. Again no effect! I started to circulate these blog posts to my first cousins with a copy; again no effect.
            Then these events happened in a sequence. I was bound for Delhi in the middle of August, 2018 and invited “V” who said, “I am scared to visit Besant nagar for there is no knowing how you will behave.” It felt like she had hit me with a rod as I asked for clarifications, “Do you fear your physical safety or emotional well-being?” Getting no answer, I was livid and wrote a email to “L’s industrialist brother-in-law” saying how cheap and gross both my sisters are.  “L” is hypersensitive when it comes to the industrial magnate for her husband works in one of their concerns and they are easily one of the richest people in the city. “L” could have picked up a phone or visited me, try to reconcile but she did nothing. It is then you realize that tamasic people like the Sindhi, V and L have no moral fibre. 
            Then in December as the house sale proceeds were going on, I hear “V” saying on a landline, “I am so nervous of my son getting a work permit in America that I am spending sleepless nights,” which gave me an opening to ask, “How come you care so much for your son and not squander a minuscule in my direction?” Again no response and this time I was so livid that I wrote to her brother-in-law and also L’s industrial magnate innocently asking, “Are siblings required to care for a brother in this age and time?”
            Then this social experiment happened as I wrote emails to V and her entire family of sons and daughter-in-law explaining how elder sisters should behave. I gave examples of our paternal second cousin Jayashree who tends to her brother who is afflicted with muscular dystrophy with daily visits from her residence in Virugambakkam to Ashok nagar. I also rattled out other instances of a Usha, our maternal cousin, coming to the aid of her estranged brother after 25 years when his wife deserted him or a Radha who went to America leaving her infant daughter in Chennai to supervise the treatment of a brother in pneumonia. Again no response.
            Then I threatened them with article features in Tamil newspapers and magazine or even writing to the PMO on such depravity (which dictionary defines as moral corruption and wickedness) and again no response.
            For those still fogged about my issues, let me reiterate – both my sisters had not invited a very vulnerable brother for three decades nor visited him at my house for an instance of extreme selfishness and self-centredness to a Arctic chill level,
            My cook Thangam wanted to speak to “V” to drill some lessons on Family responsibilities. Even the grocer Muthu and the milk maid Lakshmi felt outraged enough to heap abuses on them. My friend Arun Kailasam gets visibly annoyed anytime I talk about my sisters. He was so upset at me for attending my nephew’s wedding that he stopped talking to me for a while. My neighbours and beach-goers would spit at my siblings for this prolonged lapse of duty. In fact I wanted to write to their alumnus KEYS HIGH SCHOOL for refund of school fees and to OSMANIA UNIVERSITY for revoking their degree certifications. And then I learnt this lesson – I went around trying to drill sense to them instead I got this lesson drilled into my head for a very powerful insight: you cannot teach others using threats or ridicule or shaming them or sarcasm or even at the point of gun. Both my sisters are like those cobras; you will die of exhaustion beating them with sticks but nothing happens to them.  A simple apology like, “Sathi, we were lost in our own worlds. I am sorry and tell us how we can involve you in festivals or when you fall sick.” A simple acknowledgement of this fact would have saved both sides from a whale of misery. As I told TH Iyer mama, “I do not possess the German sense of individual freedom” and my lesson is “Advising others is like beating myself with a stick.” There is no percentage gain here, only losses.  There is a corollary here: Bad - 4 was instrumental in killing her husband, Bad -3 in betraying a man's love by dumping him are CHARACTER MISTAKES while Bad - 1 & 2 are ATTITUDE mistakes of a WRONG CONDITIONING of the mind and very poor sense of PERSONAL VALUES. As for me, I too earn my freedom from the Bad four finally. The world is far and wide and there are very many sensible and decent blokes out there.